I apologize in advance, but I’m about to lay into Chelsea Handler. I may offend some, and I am sorry. But I can’t stand her. Anyway, Chelsea was dating Animal Planet dude Dave Salmoni for several months, but apparently it’s over now. She made some not-so-cryptic comments about the maybe-split last night on Chelsea Lately. When asked to confirm the split by Us Weekly, her rep farted out some bullsh-t about Chelsea only talking about her personal life on her show – desperate for ratings much? I would like to know what happened, but not enough to watch this racist, unfunny, nasty C-U-Next-Tuesday. Who is “35.”
Have Chelsea Handler and Animal Planet star Dave Salmoni parted ways?
During her monologue on Chelsea Lately Wednesday, the comedienne, 35, seemed to make veiled references to her relationship with Into the Pride hunk Salmoni, 34.
“I’ve decided to consult for other networks,” the E! star joked. “Up until a couple weeks ago, I was working very intimately with the Animal Planet, but unfortunately, that contract was terminated,” she said.
“However, I enjoyed being in bed with them and may hook up for an occasional project,” Handler added.
When asked about Handler’s current romantic status, her rep told UsMagazine.com: “She saves all commentary about her personal life for her own show.”
During a July 21 appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Handler confirmed that she was seeing Salmoni. “He’s really cute,” she gushed. “It’s nice to date somebody who can protect you from a bear or a lion.”
Salmoni flirted with her during a July 19 appearance on her show. “It sounds like you’ve been telling people that you’ve given me more than just a kiss,” he said.
Handler ended her relationship with Comcast CEO Ted Harbert earlier this year.
[From Us Weekly]
I have a few theories. One, Chelsea broke it off because he wanted to do something gross, involving her ass, probably. But God knows, maybe she likes that. Second theory: she broke it off because he smelled like one the animals he works with. Third theory: He dumped her for being a rude, obnoxious so-and-so.
Just for the record, the way Chelsea has operated so far is: hookup with the married president of a cable network, breakup the dude’s marriage, begin openly “dating” the guy when his divorce comes through, never respond to the “jokes” about f-cking your way up, negotiate an eight-figure contract with your boss/lover, then dump him after the ink is dry, then hookup with a younger man who works with animals on a daily basis, gushing about him publicly to promote the image of a lusty cougar to sell yourself, your show and your book, then publicly call him out when your relationship is over.
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